How IGOTCHU Works
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Pay once, submit immediately
Choose a plan — one-time $25 or subscribe for unlimited. After payment, you land directly on the submission form. No account required for one-time customers.
Upload your contract
Drop a PDF, Word doc, image, or paste the text directly. Tell us your situation in a couple sentences and what outcome you want. That's it.
We get to work
Our AI reads the entire document against current market standards and legal norms. Every clause. Every number. Every obligation. Red flags get flagged. Loopholes get found.
You get answers
Within 4 hours (2 hours for monthly, 1 hour for annual), we email you a full 7-part analysis. Plain English. No jargon. Exactly what to do next.
Free revision if needed
If we missed something or you have a follow-up, reply to the email. One free revision is included with every analysis.
What You Get in Every Analysis
Plain English Summary
What the document actually says, in conversational language. No jargon.
Red Flags
Every unusual, unfair, or risky clause. Specific. Referenced by section.
Market Comparison
How the terms stack up against current standards. With numbers.
Negotiation Tactics (Check It)
What to push back on and exactly how to phrase it.
Word-for-Word Scripts
Exact language to use in emails or conversations. Copy and paste ready.
Exit Options (Fix It)
Every legitimate path out of or through your situation.
Recommended Next Step
One clear, specific action. Not vague. Not a list of 10 things.
Standard Disclaimer
Because we always tell you when something warrants a real attorney.